Friday, June 26, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Funny Text Message #01
Guro: ano ang dapat gawin kapag lumindol??
Pepito: buksan po ang ilaw!!!
Guro: Bakit?
Pepito: kasi po sa kubo naming madalas lumindol pag gabi… pero pagnagswitch ako ng ilaw biglang natigil…
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Anak: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANK TRAK..
Tatay: anong dantrak??
Anak: yung pong trak na sampu ang gulong na karga buhangin…
Tatay: hindi dantrak yan… “TEN MILLER!!”
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Ang love sa una masaya…
Kiss dito.. yakap doon…
I love you dito… sex doon…
Pero pag wala.. iiwanan ka na…
Iyak dito.. iyak doon…
“Shit na love yan.. sana puro SEX na lang!!!”
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Game show muna tyo...
Ayon ke Bob Ong...
SET THE CLOCK...
Host: Ano sa Ingles ang “hinlalaki”?
Contestant: Thumbmark
Host: Ano ang ginagamit ng mga swimmers para bumilis ang kanilang paglanggoy?
Contestant: Fast Shoes
Host: Kung si Superman ay may Lois Lane, ano naman ang kay Robinhood?
contestant: Pana.
Host: Anong “S” ang inuupuan pag nakasakay sa kabayo?
contestant: Silya
Host: Ano ang karaniwang hugis ng manibela?
contestant: Triangular
Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na boob tube. Ano ito?
contestant: Bra
Host: Kelan ang Pasko sa Davao?
contestant: PASS…
Host: Anong tawag sa isdang hindi bilasa?
contestant: tuyo
Host: Ilan ang legs ng cartoon character na si Spiderman?
contestant: Eight
Host: Ano ang nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at Protestanteng
Ina?
Contestant: American
Host: Merong four seasons: winter, spring, summer, at fall. kelan nahuhulog ang mga
dahon?
contestant: sa storm
Host: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki?
contestant: Kiss mark
Host: ano ang kulay ng orange juice kapag nilagay sa blue na baso?
contestant: …Violet
Host: anong malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
contestant: batok
Host: magbigay ng bagay na ipini-pin sadamit?
contestant: Hairpin
Host: Ano ang nagpapaalat sa itlog na maalat?
contestant: Puti
Host: ano ang tawag sa mga needle-like projections na nakasabit sa ceiling ng mga caves?
contestant: Ice pick
Host: ano ang tawag sa plastic bag na lalagyan ng basura?
contestant: plastic bag na nilalagyan ng basura.
Host: anong C ang paboritong kainin ng mga rabbit?
contestant: Cacamber
Host: ang urine ay liquid: TRUE OR FALSE
contestant: False
Host: anong ang system n g MAth na gumagamit ng symbols instead of numbers?
contestant: ummm…China?
Host: anong ginawa ni MOses sa Red Sea?
contestant: Stop
Host: what is the capital of the Philippines?
contestant: P
Host: anong klaseng sapatos ang ginagamit ng mga basketbolista?
contestant: adidas
Host: sino ang pumatay kay David?
contestant: Goliath
host: ano ang tawag sa taong walang suot sa paa?
contestant: Slipperless
Host: kung ang bulag ay blind ano naman ang english ng pipi?
contestant: Walang salita
Host: anong sea creature ang kalahating kabayo at kalahating isda?
contestant: syokoy
Host: ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?
contestant: palaman
Host: ang salad dressing ba ay damit
contestant: (sandaling nagisip) YES!
Host: Anong klaseng sasakyan ang inaayos sa hangar?
contestant: sirang sasakyan
host: ano ang nilalagay sa sewing machine?
contestant: lagari?
host: ilan taon meron sa leap year?
contestant: 365
host: anong hayop ang di-nakakakita sa sa araw ngunit nakakakita sa dilim?
contestant: flashlight
host: Ano ang tawag sa laro kung saan ang dalawang team ang naghihilahan sa isang lubid?
contestant: tumbang-preso
host: kung manicure sa kamay, ano ang sa paa?
contestant: kuko
host: ano ang isunusuot ng mg boksingero sa ulo nila bilang proteksyon?
contestant: Sumbrero
host: ano ang tawag sa laman sa loob ng buto: marrow or muscle?
contestant: karne
host: para saa ang anti-dandruff shampoo?
contestant: kuto
host: anong englis ng ampalaya?
contestant: asparagus
host: ilang metro mayroon sa 300 meters?
contestant: 3000
host: anong sasakyan ang gamit sa “tour de france”?
contestant: Kalesa
Host: ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?
contestant: sunog
host: saan matatagpuan ang Quebec?
contestant: afghanistan
host: tinuturo ang G-clef sa anong “M” na subject?
contestant: Mathematics
host: ano ang halaman na tumitiklop kapag ito’y nahawakan?
contestant: Hiya-hiya
host: ano ang itlog na ayon sa iba, nakakapagpatigas ng tuhod?
contestant: TAMA!
host: ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?
contestant: Kalbo
host: anong zip ang ginagamit sa pagbukas ng pantalon?
contestant: pagbukas ng bag
host: anong “D” ang first word sa stanza ng JIngle bells?
contestant: dyingel?
host: anong “H” ang tawag sa taong nagiisa?
contestant: home alone
host: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?
contestant: hindunesia
host: kungang ubo ay sa bibig, ano naman ang sa ilong?
contestant: Vicks
host: ano ang kulay ng strawberry?
contestant: ube
host: anong klaseng animal ang Afghan Hound?
contestant: Afghanistan
host: sinong American president ang nagkapolyo noong 1920’s
contestant: Apolinario Mabini..
SET THE CLOCK...
Host: Ano sa Ingles ang “hinlalaki”?
Contestant: Thumbmark
Host: Ano ang ginagamit ng mga swimmers para bumilis ang kanilang paglanggoy?
Contestant: Fast Shoes
Host: Kung si Superman ay may Lois Lane, ano naman ang kay Robinhood?
contestant: Pana.
Host: Anong “S” ang inuupuan pag nakasakay sa kabayo?
contestant: Silya
Host: Ano ang karaniwang hugis ng manibela?
contestant: Triangular
Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na boob tube. Ano ito?
contestant: Bra
Host: Kelan ang Pasko sa Davao?
contestant: PASS…
Host: Anong tawag sa isdang hindi bilasa?
contestant: tuyo
Host: Ilan ang legs ng cartoon character na si Spiderman?
contestant: Eight
Host: Ano ang nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at Protestanteng
Ina?
Contestant: American
Host: Merong four seasons: winter, spring, summer, at fall. kelan nahuhulog ang mga
dahon?
contestant: sa storm
Host: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki?
contestant: Kiss mark
Host: ano ang kulay ng orange juice kapag nilagay sa blue na baso?
contestant: …Violet
Host: anong malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
contestant: batok
Host: magbigay ng bagay na ipini-pin sadamit?
contestant: Hairpin
Host: Ano ang nagpapaalat sa itlog na maalat?
contestant: Puti
Host: ano ang tawag sa mga needle-like projections na nakasabit sa ceiling ng mga caves?
contestant: Ice pick
Host: ano ang tawag sa plastic bag na lalagyan ng basura?
contestant: plastic bag na nilalagyan ng basura.
Host: anong C ang paboritong kainin ng mga rabbit?
contestant: Cacamber
Host: ang urine ay liquid: TRUE OR FALSE
contestant: False
Host: anong ang system n g MAth na gumagamit ng symbols instead of numbers?
contestant: ummm…China?
Host: anong ginawa ni MOses sa Red Sea?
contestant: Stop
Host: what is the capital of the Philippines?
contestant: P
Host: anong klaseng sapatos ang ginagamit ng mga basketbolista?
contestant: adidas
Host: sino ang pumatay kay David?
contestant: Goliath
host: ano ang tawag sa taong walang suot sa paa?
contestant: Slipperless
Host: kung ang bulag ay blind ano naman ang english ng pipi?
contestant: Walang salita
Host: anong sea creature ang kalahating kabayo at kalahating isda?
contestant: syokoy
Host: ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?
contestant: palaman
Host: ang salad dressing ba ay damit
contestant: (sandaling nagisip) YES!
Host: Anong klaseng sasakyan ang inaayos sa hangar?
contestant: sirang sasakyan
host: ano ang nilalagay sa sewing machine?
contestant: lagari?
host: ilan taon meron sa leap year?
contestant: 365
host: anong hayop ang di-nakakakita sa sa araw ngunit nakakakita sa dilim?
contestant: flashlight
host: Ano ang tawag sa laro kung saan ang dalawang team ang naghihilahan sa isang lubid?
contestant: tumbang-preso
host: kung manicure sa kamay, ano ang sa paa?
contestant: kuko
host: ano ang isunusuot ng mg boksingero sa ulo nila bilang proteksyon?
contestant: Sumbrero
host: ano ang tawag sa laman sa loob ng buto: marrow or muscle?
contestant: karne
host: para saa ang anti-dandruff shampoo?
contestant: kuto
host: anong englis ng ampalaya?
contestant: asparagus
host: ilang metro mayroon sa 300 meters?
contestant: 3000
host: anong sasakyan ang gamit sa “tour de france”?
contestant: Kalesa
Host: ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?
contestant: sunog
host: saan matatagpuan ang Quebec?
contestant: afghanistan
host: tinuturo ang G-clef sa anong “M” na subject?
contestant: Mathematics
host: ano ang halaman na tumitiklop kapag ito’y nahawakan?
contestant: Hiya-hiya
host: ano ang itlog na ayon sa iba, nakakapagpatigas ng tuhod?
contestant: TAMA!
host: ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?
contestant: Kalbo
host: anong zip ang ginagamit sa pagbukas ng pantalon?
contestant: pagbukas ng bag
host: anong “D” ang first word sa stanza ng JIngle bells?
contestant: dyingel?
host: anong “H” ang tawag sa taong nagiisa?
contestant: home alone
host: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?
contestant: hindunesia
host: kungang ubo ay sa bibig, ano naman ang sa ilong?
contestant: Vicks
host: ano ang kulay ng strawberry?
contestant: ube
host: anong klaseng animal ang Afghan Hound?
contestant: Afghanistan
host: sinong American president ang nagkapolyo noong 1920’s
contestant: Apolinario Mabini..
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Thoughts #01 -- Women and Men
ON RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her tear ducts dry, yaks on and on to her gfs, writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops at Megamall and goes on a full beauty make-over-all these in a month or less. Then she goes on with her life.
A man only reacts from 6 mos to a year after break-up. This is the 3 a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you, you ruined my life...Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female can effectively care for an infant.
A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Tanduay. That's why high school romances rarely work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE:
A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say: "Pare Basket tayo bukas. Gym. 8 sharp. Bye." He delivers a short
telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes.
A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can
visit her gal pal for a week and upon returning home, call the same
friend and chat for three hours!
ON HANDWRITING:
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives women a headache.
Women's Letters give men migraine: she uses scented and colored
stationeries and dot hers with circles and hearts. She writes to
dump him and puts a smiley face or a sunflower at the end of the
letter.
ON DIRECTIONS:
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas station and asks for directions.
A male driver simply won't even, if a little voice inside
his head is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin na buhay?" He'll
drive around for two hours trying to figure a way out.
ON PHOTOGRAPHY:
Men take photography very seriously.They shell out thousands of
pesos for state-of-the-art cameras and other equipment, build dark rooms
and take photography classes.
Women buy Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.
ON BOXING:
Observe a couple watching a boxing match on TV.
Dela Hoya knock Chavez down and the wife says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro."
Her husband groans, doubles over and actually feels the pain.
ON VANITY:
Men are vain. They check their reflection on mirrors every chance they get.
Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons,
Silver balloons, store windows.
ON TOYS:
Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age 11 or 12.
When little boys grow older, their toys just get more expensive, not to mention SILLY and IMPRACTICAL-mini TVs, car phones, VIDEO GAMES, AIRSOFT RIFLES!
ON DRESSING UP:
Women will dress up to go the mall, beauty parlor or even the grocery Store at the corner.
Men dress up for weddings, and his funeral.
ON HYGIENE:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.
A woman has 247, including such indispensable products as
hypoallergenic facial hair removing cream, dramatically
different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10 and apricot
scrubs!!! Including lactic acid.
ON EATING OUT:
When eating out, men will each throw out large bills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky guy would end up paying just so they can get out.
When women dine out, as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket calculators!!
ON TRAVEL:
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5 days worth of Clothes and he will wear some things twice.
A woman will pack 21 changes of clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
ON RESTROOMS:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.
Women see restrooms as social lounges.
Men in a restroom will not speak to each other.
Women who have never met before will leave a restroom giggling
together like old friends.
And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself
from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I got to pee. Wanna join me?"
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her tear ducts dry, yaks on and on to her gfs, writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops at Megamall and goes on a full beauty make-over-all these in a month or less. Then she goes on with her life.
A man only reacts from 6 mos to a year after break-up. This is the 3 a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you, you ruined my life...Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female can effectively care for an infant.
A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Tanduay. That's why high school romances rarely work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE:
A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say: "Pare Basket tayo bukas. Gym. 8 sharp. Bye." He delivers a short
telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes.
A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can
visit her gal pal for a week and upon returning home, call the same
friend and chat for three hours!
ON HANDWRITING:
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives women a headache.
Women's Letters give men migraine: she uses scented and colored
stationeries and dot hers with circles and hearts. She writes to
dump him and puts a smiley face or a sunflower at the end of the
letter.
ON DIRECTIONS:
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas station and asks for directions.
A male driver simply won't even, if a little voice inside
his head is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin na buhay?" He'll
drive around for two hours trying to figure a way out.
ON PHOTOGRAPHY:
Men take photography very seriously.They shell out thousands of
pesos for state-of-the-art cameras and other equipment, build dark rooms
and take photography classes.
Women buy Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.
ON BOXING:
Observe a couple watching a boxing match on TV.
Dela Hoya knock Chavez down and the wife says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro."
Her husband groans, doubles over and actually feels the pain.
ON VANITY:
Men are vain. They check their reflection on mirrors every chance they get.
Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons,
Silver balloons, store windows.
ON TOYS:
Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age 11 or 12.
When little boys grow older, their toys just get more expensive, not to mention SILLY and IMPRACTICAL-mini TVs, car phones, VIDEO GAMES, AIRSOFT RIFLES!
ON DRESSING UP:
Women will dress up to go the mall, beauty parlor or even the grocery Store at the corner.
Men dress up for weddings, and his funeral.
ON HYGIENE:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.
A woman has 247, including such indispensable products as
hypoallergenic facial hair removing cream, dramatically
different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10 and apricot
scrubs!!! Including lactic acid.
ON EATING OUT:
When eating out, men will each throw out large bills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky guy would end up paying just so they can get out.
When women dine out, as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket calculators!!
ON TRAVEL:
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5 days worth of Clothes and he will wear some things twice.
A woman will pack 21 changes of clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
ON RESTROOMS:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.
Women see restrooms as social lounges.
Men in a restroom will not speak to each other.
Women who have never met before will leave a restroom giggling
together like old friends.
And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself
from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I got to pee. Wanna join me?"
Trivia #01
Some are old, but still some are very informative and interesting..
Makes you feel a notch smarter than the one sitting beside you...
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades -
King David, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person
died in battle; If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; If the horse has all four legs on the ground,the person died of natural causes.
5. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the
letter "A"? Answer - One thousand; Note: One Hundred "And" One etc. cannot be
included because 'AND' is not a number.
6. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,windshield wipers and laser printers all have in
common?Ans. - All invented by women.
7. Q. This is the only food that will not spoil even when not refrigerated. What is
this?...........Answer: Honey
8. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
9. A snail can sleep for three years.
10. All polar bears are left handed.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Butterflies taste with their feet.
13. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
14. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
15. Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
16. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
17. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
18. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
19. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
20. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
21. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
22. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
23. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30
feet.
24. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
25. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
26. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
27. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
28. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.
29. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
30. Nobody in recorded human history has ever succeeded in killing himself or herself by
trying to hold his or her breath.
31. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
32. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a
millisecond.
33. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
34. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
35. If you sneeze hard, you may fracture a rib. If you suppress a sneeze, you may rupture a
blood vessel in your head or neck.
36. Rats multiply so quickly that, in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
37. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
38. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
39. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
40. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
And finally..about 90% of people who will read this through line 31 will try to lick their
elbow... have a nice day!
Makes you feel a notch smarter than the one sitting beside you...
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades -
King David, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person
died in battle; If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; If the horse has all four legs on the ground,the person died of natural causes.
5. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the
letter "A"? Answer - One thousand; Note: One Hundred "And" One etc. cannot be
included because 'AND' is not a number.
6. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,windshield wipers and laser printers all have in
common?Ans. - All invented by women.
7. Q. This is the only food that will not spoil even when not refrigerated. What is
this?...........Answer: Honey
8. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
9. A snail can sleep for three years.
10. All polar bears are left handed.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Butterflies taste with their feet.
13. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
14. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
15. Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
16. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
17. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
18. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
19. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
20. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
21. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
22. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
23. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30
feet.
24. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
25. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
26. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
27. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
28. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.
29. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
30. Nobody in recorded human history has ever succeeded in killing himself or herself by
trying to hold his or her breath.
31. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
32. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a
millisecond.
33. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
34. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
35. If you sneeze hard, you may fracture a rib. If you suppress a sneeze, you may rupture a
blood vessel in your head or neck.
36. Rats multiply so quickly that, in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
37. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
38. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
39. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
40. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
And finally..about 90% of people who will read this through line 31 will try to lick their
elbow... have a nice day!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Bob Ong Halo Halo Quotes
by Bob Ong
"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."
"Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko."
"Hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"
"Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. "
"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulong sa'yo - ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguro namigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumagana ang utak ng tao."
"Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko."
"Masama akong tao, tulad mo, sa parehong paraan na mabuti kang tao, tulad ko."
"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."
"Iba ang walang ginagawa sa gumagawa ng wala."
"Iba ang informal grammar sa mali!!!"
"Para san ba ang cellphone na may camera? Kung kailangan sa buhay un, dapat matagal na kong patay."
"Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan. In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!
"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."
"Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko."
"Hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"
"Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. "
"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulong sa'yo - ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguro namigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumagana ang utak ng tao."
"Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko."
"Masama akong tao, tulad mo, sa parehong paraan na mabuti kang tao, tulad ko."
"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."
"Iba ang walang ginagawa sa gumagawa ng wala."
"Iba ang informal grammar sa mali!!!"
"Para san ba ang cellphone na may camera? Kung kailangan sa buhay un, dapat matagal na kong patay."
"Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan. In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!
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